Cameron on his podium

Reassuring everyone

If you are passing in your car

And somewhat lacking in this commodity

Sidle up and try to aquire it casually

It’s all a government lie

Now’s the time to panic buy

Hoarding is rewarding

Now queues wind round the block

So stockpile while there’s the stock

The price rises, never seems to drop

I’ve seen pensioners so angry they’re not too old

To fight over the last remaining bits to be sold


Yes, the cost is going up to 60p

Now is the time to panic buy


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