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For sale to a good home only
The last of a lovely litter
One male pure bred zombie

Doesn’t answer to the name Clive.

His favourite food is brains
Though he’ll eat anything
If left unattended.

Clive likes stumbling around
So he’s easy to exercise
But best kept on a lead
As he can be overly affectionate.

Clive isn’t suitable for households
With other pets or children.

Unfortunately he’s not housetrained
Though as he’s a zombie there’s no issues
Of fur balls or worrying furniture
But Clive does vote Conservative
Even though it’s not in his best interest.

We’re only selling Clive because
We’re moving to a top floor flat
Two hundred pounds cash
Get him before he disintegrates.

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